{"product_id":"newfinese-sweethearts-tote","title":"\"Newfinese Sweethearts\" Tote","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMe dear, me love, me missus — a whole heap of candy hearts talking Newfinese, sized up to carry everything you loves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eABOUT THE DESIGN On the Rock, affection has its own vocabulary. You're not \"honey\" — you're \u003cem\u003eme dear\u003c\/em\u003e. Not \"sweetheart\" — \u003cem\u003eme love\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eme missus\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eme treasure\u003c\/em\u003e. And the highest praise going? \u003cem\u003eLoves it!\u003c\/em\u003e This design piles those endearments onto tumbling candy hearts in every pink, red, and magenta there is, lettered in the same bold graffiti style that runs through our dialect tees — a full jumble of the words Newfoundlanders actually use on the people they keep. It's sweet without being saccharine, funny without trying, and it says home in the warmest register the dialect has. Same pattern as our Newfinese Sweethearts crossbody, sized up for the days when the essentials aren't enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMADE JUST FOR YOU Every bag is made to order and printed specially for you, so please allow up to four weeks. The wait's worth it — nothing's mass-produced or sitting in a warehouse, which means no overstock, no waste, and a bag that's genuinely one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-over candy-heart print with Newfinese endearments — me dear, me love, me missus, me treasure, loves it! — in bold graffiti lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatches the Newfinese Sweethearts crossbody — carry them together or trade off by the day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSturdy top handles in black with silver hardware or brown with gold — pick the look that suits you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoomy interior that swallows a laptop, groceries, or a day's worth of everything, in a structured shape that stands on its own\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order in Montreal — small-batch, low-waste, and printed just for you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFree shipping in Canada on orders over $85 · Made in Canada · Secure Checkout \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Newfineseplease.ca","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":47386460356783,"sku":"7681053|black","price":145.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown","offer_id":47386460389551,"sku":"7681053|brown","price":145.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0686\/7009\/5535\/files\/Newfinese_Sweethearts_Tote.png?v=1787459655","url":"https:\/\/newfineseplease.ca\/products\/newfinese-sweethearts-tote","provider":"Newfineseplease.ca","version":"1.0","type":"link"}