"Crooked As A Dog’s Hind Leg" T-Shirt
"Crooked As A Dog’s Hind Leg" T-Shirt
"Crooked As a Dog’s Hind Leg" T-Shirt
"For when something’s off—and you know it."
A classic Newfoundland expression served with a side of side-eye. This bold black tee reads "Crooked As a Dog’s Hind Leg", perfect for those who can sniff out nonsense from a mile away. Whether you’re talkin’ about a shady deal, a bent shelf, or someone’s so-called “straight story,” this shirt delivers East Coast wit with a bite. Sharp, cheeky, and unmistakably local.
Product features:
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Classic crew neck and fit with ribbed collar that retains shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner drape
- Shoulder tape and pearlized tear-away label for comfort and stability
- DTG/DTF printing options with durable print placement on sleeve and neck
Care instructions:
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Newfinese Please, newfineseplease@gmail.com, 2358 Topsail Rd, PO Box 13002, Conception Bay South, NL, A1W 3Y0, CA
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
