About Newfinese Please

Culture You Can Wear

Welcome to Newfinese Please — where Newfoundland’s finest words finally get the threads they deserve. This shop was born from a serious case of home fever, the kind you can’t fix with a cup of tea or a bit of cod tongue. Between the razor-sharp wit, the fog-drenched humor, and the sayings that could make a mainlander blush, we’re cracked on this place called Newfoundland — and figured it was time our words got their own wardrobe.

What started as a love letter to the Rock soon grew into a collection of designs that capture its spirit — the language, the laughter, and the salty pride that never washes off.

Where Island Stories Become Style Wear the Spirit of the Rock

We take Newfinese — the proud, playful dialect of the Rock — and turn it into wearable art. Every collection celebrates a piece of island life

Classic NewfinesClassic Newfines

timeless sayings that feel like home

Screeched-In Newfinese

for anyone who’s kissed the cod (or swears they did).

Emoji Newfinese

the local lingo, now with a wink

Graffiti Newfinese

street-style slang with Newfoundland attitude

From the Rock to the Rest of the World Carry a Bit of Home Wherever You Roam

From there, the story keeps growing — from tees to totes to luggage, each piece carries a bit of home wherever it travels. What started as a few local phrases has become a conversation that spans airports, ferries, and kitchen tables across the country. Our gear isn’t just for show — it’s built to go.

Our T-shirts,purses, totes, and luggage aren’t souvenirs — they’re stories you can carry. Each piece is stitched with pride, printed with humor, and made to travel from Signal Hill to anywhere you roam. Whether it’s a tote full of groceries, a tee that makes Nan laugh, or luggage that stands out from the carousel crowd, every design holds a bit of home.

Whether you’re from the Rock, away too long, or just get the vibe, Newfinese Please keeps the island close — one deadly design at a time.

Deadly style. Local lingo. Culture you can wear.