Our Story

Welcome to Newfinese Please—where Newfoundland's finest words get the threads they deserve.

This little shop sprouted from a serious case of home fever. We couldn't help ourselves—between the razor-sharp wit, the salt-kissed storytelling, and phrases that could make a dictionary blush, we're absolutely cracked on this place called Newfoundland.

You know how it is around here: life isn't just about geography, it's about personality. And boy, does Newfoundland have personality to spare. From the colors of Jellybean Row to conversations that meander like coastal roads, this island speaks its own delicious language.

So we thought, why not wrap up all that linguistic magic and let people wear it? Words like some good, screeched in, and whadda ya at? aren't just conversation starters—they're practically heirlooms. They're how we claim each other, how we spot kindred spirits across crowded rooms.

Every piece here is made-to-order (because nobody needs more stuff cluttering up the planet), and most ships straight from Canada with love. We've obsessed over creating designs that feel as good as they look and start conversations wherever you roam.

Whether you're Newfoundland born and bred, a CFA still learning the ropes, or just someone who's caught the Rock bug hard—welcome to the Newfinese Please family. Slip into something comfortable, embrace your inner Newfie, and let the world know you're some kind of deadly.

Thanks for letting us be part of your story.

Go get 'er scald.