"Not Today B'ys" Tee---Classic Newfinese Collection
"Not Today B'ys" Tee — Classic Newfinese Collection
$35 CAD
The official Newfoundland response to nonsense, stress, and anything requiring more effort than you're willing to give today.
WHAT IT MEANS
"Not today, b'ys." is a modern Newfoundland classic that's become the perfect way to shut down bad ideas, unnecessary drama, and anything you'd rather deal with tomorrow.
Whether it's a surprise work project, a chore you've been avoiding, a storm rolling in, or someone asking for a favor at exactly the wrong moment, Not Today B'ys says it all. It's part humor, part survival strategy, and entirely relatable.
Around Newfoundland and Labrador, it's become a badge of honor for anyone who knows when to conserve their energy and pick their battles. Sometimes the wisest answer isn't yes, no, or maybe.
Sometimes it's simply:
Not today, b'ys.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
- Bold white vintage-style lettering that stands out sharply against black
- Soft mid-weight cotton that's comfortable enough for everyday wear
- Features one of Newfoundland's most popular modern expressions
- Perfect for anyone with a sense of humour and healthy boundaries
- A guaranteed conversation starter among Newfoundlanders and CFAs alike
- Great for lazy weekends, coffee runs, and days when you're simply not having it
Made to order. Ships in 7 to 14 business days from Canada.
Product Details
Gildan 64000 unisex softstyle tee — 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain a small percentage of polyester).
Pre-shrunk for true-to-size fit. Oeko-Tex Standard 100 certified — no harmful substances.
Tear-away label for comfort. Side-seamed construction holds its shape wash after wash.
Printed in Vaughan, Ontario by Duplium using water-based inks.
Size & Fit
Unisex classic fit — true to size. If you prefer a relaxed fit, size up; for a more fitted look, size down.
Available in sizes S through 3XL.
See the size guide for chest, length, and sleeve measurements:
Care & Washing
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours.
Tumble dry low or hang to dry.
Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print — iron inside out if needed.
Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Production
Every piece is made to order, specially for you. Production takes 2–5 business days.
This is a numbered, limited run — once a run sells out, it does not restock.
Shipping: free across Canada on orders over $85 CAD. Under $85: flat $9.95.
Order tracking is sent by email once your order ships.
Additional Information
Manufacturer: Duplium, 1685 Trans Canada Hwy, Vaughan, Ontario, L4K 5P4, Canada.
Certifications: Oeko-Tex Standard 100; Sedex member.
EU customers: the EU Responsible Person for product compliance is Newfinese Please, support@newfineseplease.ca.
Warranty: 2-year EU statutory warranty applies for EU customers. Product is warranted against manufacturing defects.
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