Screeched-In Tote - Newfinese Please

Screeched-In Tote

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$175.00
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Screeched-In Tote - Newfinese Please

Screeched-In Tote

$175.00

Screech, a cod, and a kiss — the full ceremony at full size, for honorary Newfoundlanders who came to stay.

ABOUT THE DESIGN There's an old tradition here for welcoming outsiders into the fold, and this bag is that tradition in full. Screech-ins have been happening in kitchens and bars across Newfoundland for generations: a newcomer recites a line or two of dialect, throws back a shot of Screech rum, and seals the deal by kissing a codfish square on the mouth. This print gathers the whole ritual into one scattered pattern: amber rum bottles, gold-scaled cod, and red lipstick kisses all over crisp white — a real piece of island custom, not an invented gimmick.

Keeping it to the essentials? The same ceremony rides close on our Screeched In Crossbody, save $40 buying both with the Screeched In Matching Set, or browse the full Matching Sets collection.

MADE JUST FOR YOU Every tote is made to order and printed specially for you, so please allow up to four weeks. The wait's worth it — nothing's mass-produced or sitting in a warehouse, which means no overstock, no waste, and a bag that's genuinely one of a kind.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT

  • All-over screeched-in print — amber Screech bottles, gold-scaled cod, and red lipstick kisses on clean white — in permanent full-colour UV inks on textured vegan pebble leather
  • Matches the Screeched In Crossbody — pair them up and save $40 with the matching set
  • Fits a 16" laptop without weighing you down — 18" wide, 12" tall, 5" deep, with a magnetic snap closure and a fully lined interior with a zipper pocket on one side and an open slip pocket on the other
  • Solid-colour straps, base, and detailing in your choice of black or brown, with 22" straps that sit comfortably on the shoulder
  • Made to order in Montreal — small-batch, low-waste, and printed just for you

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Made to order. Bags can take up to four weeks.

Product Details, Size & Care

Durable everyday tote featuring original Newfinese-inspired artwork.

Designed for everyday carrying, errands, travel, gifting, and coastal adventures.

Spot clean recommended. Avoid harsh scrubbing and bleach to preserve the artwork.

Shipping & Production

Made to order. Bags can take up to four weeks.

Additional Information

Each bag is produced after purchase, which helps reduce unnecessary inventory and waste.

FAQ

What is the tote bag made from, and what fits inside?

This tote bag is made from pebble-textured vegan leather, with the artwork printed in UV inks so the design stays crisp. It is structured, water-resistant, and holds its shape.

The bag measures 18"W × 12"H × 5"D and fits a 16" laptop. It closes with a magnetic snap and has a navy twill lining with a tan patch, one zipper pocket, and one open slip pocket inside. The solid-colour straps are 22" long and come in black or brown.

How should I clean and care for it?

Wipe with a soft, damp cloth and let it air dry. Do not machine wash, tumble dry, or iron.

How is it made and shipped?

Every piece is made to order, especially for you. Production takes 2–5 business days. It usually takes between two and three more weeks for delivery. The bag is printed and made to order by our bag partner in Montréal, Québec.

Shipping is free across Canada on orders over $85 CAD. Orders under $85 have a flat shipping rate of $9.95. Tracking is sent by email once your order ships. We ship within Canada only for now.